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PUBLISHED EVERY ROSH HODESH

Sivan 5764

May 21, 2004

Theme: "Concepts of God"

When conflict and strife hit his campus, D’ror Chankin-Gould of Claremont College took comfort in the words of a child…

"It is a tree of life to those who hold fast to it…." Join Shira Zeliger of York University on her Shavuot journey.

Brielle Goodman, KOACH on Campus editor, looks to Ralph Waldo Emerson in forming a concept of God.

Go off the beaten track with KOACH Assistant Director Rabbi Elyse Winick in a quest for God.

Cool Quotes: ...about God.

Humor: His Jewish identity is revealed when the waters part.

5QUES/5MINS

Talk to Us: Give your opinions on dating in a non-Jewish world

Read Opinions: What is God?
 

TABLE OF CONTENTS & INDEX TO ARTICLES

 

 

KOACH HUMOR

Jewish Identity Revealed

Shloyme Silberstein has become rich and wants to show off. So he orders his driver to drive him to this new exclusive golf club with his new Cadillac. But unfortunately a sign at the door unmistakably states that Jews are not permitted access. So the driver wants to return, but not Shloyme!

Shloyme says: "Wait here for me."

His driver responds: "But don't you see the sign, they will kick you out immediately!"

Shloyme : "But I don't have to tell them I am Jewish." And he leaves for the gate.

So the driver waits... One hour... two hours... three hours... Indeed, finally after three and a half hours Shloyme is kicked out by two body-builder type guardsmen.

The driver asks: "What happened?"

Shloyme answers: "Everything was fine until we played hole number eight! Accidentally I shot my ball into one of these ponds.

I shouted: 'Oh, my God, what shall I do now?' And then the waters separated and everybody knew..."

 

[Posted 5/19/04]

 

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