KOACH HUMOR

Bush and Moses

President George Bush was in the Middle East attending a Summit when he spotted a man with a long beard, a long white robe, holding a wooden staff in one hand, and two stone tablets in the other hand.

President Bush ordered his limo driver to pull over so he could question the man.

Bush said, "Aren't you Moses?"

The man turned his back to the President.

Bush again asked if the man was Moses, and the man stared up to the sky, ignoring the President.

Finally Bush pulled on the man's flowing beard and said, "I demand to know if you are Moses. Answer me, because I am the most powerful leader on Earth!"

The man replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush I spent forty years of my life in the Desert!!!"