Biblical Q&A

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories?

A. They used floodlights.

Q. Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.