Top Ten failed Passover Promotions 

10. US ARMY - "THE ARMY OF 'who knows ONE?" 

9. Animal Awareness Passover Campaign - "Frogs are our friends, not a plague." 

8. American Red Cross - "This Passover, lets make rivers of blood." 

7. Lenox Hill OBGYN - "We won’t throw your newborn into the Nile." 

6. Adoption Promotion Week - "Drop your unwanted children in a basket in the NYC Reservoir, for less fortunate parents to find!" 

5. D'Angelo's Barber Shop: "Free lice check with every haircut." 

4. Republic of China's Population Control Agency - Death of the first born commemorative pins

3. Ebay: "Your Afikomen is worth a lot more than that" 

2. Radioshack: "You've Got 4 Questions, We've Got Answers" 

1. Kosher For Passover Ex-Lax, now in new Matzah strength - "Ex-odus"