Army of God

Jack was coming out of shul one day, and the rabbi was standing at the door as he always did to shake hands.

The rabbi grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.

The rabbi said to him, "You need to join the Army of God!"

Jack replied, "I'm already in the Army of God, Rabbi."

The rabbi questioned, "Then how come I almost never see you except at Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur?"

Jack whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

[Posted 10/28/11]