Joke: Meat Shortage...a morality tale for anyone who's ever waited in line for falafel in Tel Aviv

A Russian, a Pole, an American and an Israeli are interviewed.

The interviewer asks each, in turn, "Excuse me, what is your opinion on the current meat shortage?"

The Russian replies, "What's an 'opinion'?"

The Pole replies, "What's 'meat'?"

The American replies, "What's a 'shortage'?"

And the Israeli replies, "What's 'excuse me'?"

[Posted 5/5/08]