KOACH HUMOR

So What Did I Miss?

Pure Ariel...

The guard standing outside of Ariel Sharon's hospital room suddenly hears him stirring. He looks inside and to his amazement he sees the prime minister sitting up in his bed.

"How are you doing Mr. Prime Minister?" the guard asks.

"I'm doing fine now, where am I?"

"You were in a coma for a year, Mr. Prime Minister," the guard said.

"Oy vey," Mr. Sharon replies, "well, I need to be caught up on the situation. Get me my joint chief of staff."

"Well, he recently resigned sir..."

"Ok, how about the President of Israel?"

"Well, I'm sorry but he's also in some trouble."

"Well, how about Olmert, surely you can get him on the phone?"

"Yeah but with the whole war thing..."

"How about my son, where is he now?"

"Well, he's also facing charges."

"Oy vey," Mr. Sharon says, "don't tell anyone you saw me. I'm going back to sleep."

[Posted 02/18/07]